Not even going to sugar coat this one!
This is for sure in my top 10 all time extra añejo category of tequila!
Yes’ I’m talking about Pātsch Tequila.
If you’ve never heard of it before, then I honestly feel a little sorry for you.
Let’s get into it!
I was lucky enough to be gifted this bottle so I don’t know how much it would cost at a store.
I found it online at shop.patschtequila.com for $349.95 before tax and shipping.
Recommended Ways To Enjoy
You do not touch my bottle of Pātsch Tequila if you want to take any sip of this…
In any form or fashion…..
OUTSIDE OF NEAT!
Now I can see someone mixing up a high end fancy cocktail and all that jazz…
But not around me, no sir, no mam!
That’s it, that’s all.
Ranking- TOP SHELF
If you’ve read any of this review at any other point…
Are you surprised that it’s ranked top shelf?
like, for real bro…..
Only question is, what’s the official all time ranking on the TLA XA list..
Well, I honestly have this at #3 of all time for me.
Could be #1, but I have to think about all the bottles I’ve experienced before I officially rank it that!
So it’s standing firm at a conservative #3 ranking on the TLA XA ranking list.
Taste Category- Well Balanced
For this tequila I’m not going to go into much details.
It’s just outright mind blowingly delicious.
That plain and simple!
Go grab a bottle.
Order a bottle.
Ask someone to send you a sample.
Whatever you have to do, just experience it for yourself and you’ll know just how amazingly delicious and well blended, perfectly balanced of a tequila this is!
Check out the photos below of the dope ass bottle as well. That’s a work of art in itself!
Bottle Photos & Social Media Post
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